marauderosu: (Carnac)
A: Putting on the dog
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Q: What do you call dressing up as a tree?
marauderosu: (Carnac)
A: H&R, Big Ben, and Mannheim Steamroller
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Q: Name a Block, a clock, and a schlock.
marauderosu: (Carnac)
A: Michelle Bachmann and Justin Bieber
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Q: Name two people who should've never opened their mouths last year.
marauderosu: (Carnac)
A: Occupy Wall Street
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Q: What do the people waiting in the unemployment line feel like doing?
marauderosu: (Carnac)
A: Taxi Driver
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Q: What will Hank Williams Jr. be doing soon?
marauderosu: (Carnac)
A: Snoopy and Woodstock
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Q: Who's running the state of Texas while Rick Perry is out campaigning for President?
marauderosu: (Carnac)
A: The Boston Red Sox
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Q: Who was recently arrested for impersonating a baseball team?
marauderosu: (Carnac)
A: The big ten
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Q: Describe the five finalists in the Miss Universe contest.
marauderosu: (Carnac)
A: The eye of a frog, the wing of a fly, and the throat of a lizard
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Q: Name the only three things you can afford to eat nowadays.
marauderosu: (Carnac)
A: Around the world in 80 days
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Q: Where does the line go outside an unemployment office?
marauderosu: (Carnac)
A day late, but here it is.

A: Monty Hall, Benny Hill, and Rupert Murdoch
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Q: Name a Hall, a Hill, and a heel.
marauderosu: (Carnac)
A: A bachelor party, a beach party, and a toga party
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Q: Name three parties which make more sense than the Tea Party.
marauderosu: (Carnac)
A: Gone with the wind
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Q: What usually happens to a hockey puck when it's shot at Roberto Luongo?
marauderosu: (Carnac)
A: A masturbating monkey
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Q: Who has more wit now than Rush Limbaugh ever had?

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] joeygatorman for this one.
marauderosu: (Carnac)
A: Sex, lies, and videotape
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Q: What are the three qualifications to be a member of the Republican Party?
marauderosu: (Carnac)
A: An Alfred Hitchcock movie, a Dallas season finale, and a Sonic comic
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Q: Name three things that leave you hanging.
marauderosu: (Carnac)
A: The Fox News Channel and a crowbar
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Q: Name two things that can soften your brain.
marauderosu: (Carnac)
A: Sitting Bull
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Q: Describe Fox and Friends.
marauderosu: (Carnac)
A: Alexander the Great
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Q: Who does Alex Jones sometimes think he is?
marauderosu: (Carnac)
A: Do-whacka-do
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Q: What do you look for when you're hunting do-whackas?
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