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For the last week or so, we've had tamales for sale. We even have signs up saying we have tamales for sale. There's even a sign on our counter that says we have tamales for sale. Yesterday, a woman walked up, pointed at the sign, and said, "You have tamales?" I wanted to say, "No, we just love that picture. That's why we have it there!"

Heeeeeeeeeere's your sign.
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I was watching the drive-thru for a moment today. When someone pulls up, I say "May I take your order, please?" This woman pulls up, I said, "May I take your order, please?" And she asked, "Are you ready to take my order?" I wanted to say, "No. They just told me to get on here and say that to you!"

Heeeeeeeeeere's your sign.
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I was working at the counter today taking orders. And I was standing right there in front of the register. I said, "Can I help the next person, please?" Then, this woman walks up and asks, "Are you ready?" I wanted to say, "No, I was told to just stand here and look at you!"

Heeeeeeeeeere's your sign.
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I was working the drive thru today, and as I've said before, I always answer with "May I take your order, please?" Today, these girls pulled up to the speaker. I answered, "May I take your order, please?" And they didn't say a word for almost a minute. Finally, they asked the inevitable question, "Are you there?" I wanted to reply, "Nope. This is a recording."

Heeeeeeeeeere's your sign.
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Yesterday, at work, I was getting ready to take out trash. I had a trash bag in my hand, and I was grabbing my sunglasses and a jacket. I repeat. I had a trash bag IN MY HAND. A co-worker asks, "Taking trash out?" I should've said, "No, I'm getting ready to strangle somebody."

Heeeeeeeeeere's your sign.
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We have a soda and ice machine at work which the customers use to fill their cups with. It has to be filled manually by us. This guy was pushing on the ice dispenser and nothing was coming out. He then asks me, "Is the ice out?" I so wanted to say, "No. That machine just doesn't like you."

Heeeeeeeeeere's your sign.
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Today, I was working the drive thru. When someone pulls up to the drive thru speaker, I always say "May I take your order, please?" Some guy pulls up to the speaker, I said "May I take your order, please?" Once again, I ALWAYS say that. The guy asks, "Can I order?" I said "No. I just want to hear the sound of your voice!"

Heeeeeeeeeere's your sign.

P.S. I actually didn't say that. I wanted to, though. :P

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